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YEAH DOCTOR X, THATS EXACTLY WHAT I WAS IMPLYING YOU FUCK

DUDE, GET THE FUCK OVER IT. HE'S GONE. THE GUY JUST DOESN'T HAVE IT ANYMORE. HE'S A FUCKING HAS BEEN. A BURNOUT. OBSOLETE. GOOD FOR NOTHING. A NOBODY. A FUCKING WASHOUT.

ANYONE
WHO THINKS HIS WHOLE NOT SHOWING UP TO SHOWS THING IS "ANDY KAUFMAN-ESQUE" CAN GO FUCK THEMSELVES.

"I REALLY HAVE NOTHING ELSE TO SAY….BUT HERE, ILL JUST LIST A BUNCH OF BULLSHIT YOU ALREADY KNOW ABOUT IT." DUDE, GET THE FUCK OVER IT. ZUNES GARGLE BALLS, END OF STORY.

OFWGKTA
THESE DUDES ARE AWESOME, THIS IS THE ONLY ALBUM I HAVEN'T I HAVEN'T MARINATED IN YET, LOOKIN FORWARD TO IT

AND IF YOU DO* YOU'LL KNOW YOU DUN FUCKED UP SAYING SOMETHING SO STUPID.

NAH, THEY REALLY DON'T. A COUPLE TRACKS MAYBE, KIND OF SOUND LIKE GRAVEDIGGAZ, THESE KIDS ARE ON A WHOLE DIFFERENT LEVEL THOUGH. CHECK OUT ONE OF THE ELEVEN ALBUMS THEY GOT FOR FREE TO DOWNLOAD AND IF YOU'LL KNOW YOU DUN FUCKED UP SAYING SOMETHING SO STUPID.

LOOKING FOR SOME CLARIFICATION ON THIS ONE MYSELF. FUCKING ONEAL AND HIS BULLSHIT SNARK, THAT SHIT'LL BUNG YA RIGHT UP IF YOUR NOT CAREFUL.

CHLOE WAS A FUCKING DESCENT MOVIE, AND FUCK YES, AMANDA SEYFRIED'S BOOBS WERE INCREDIBLE. ( I CALL ANYTHING OVER A C CUP BOOBS, AND ANYTHING UNDER TITS)

DAMMIT SAUCY JACK, WHY DO YOU GOTTA GO AND GET ALL SMART ON US?!

MY OLD MAN AND MY MOMS HAND WRITING IS IN ALL CAPS, I TEXT IN ALL CAPS AND WRITE IN ALL CAPS. ZODIAC MOTHERFUCKER IS AN AWESOME MOTHERFUCKER, BUT THERE AIN'T NO STYLE BITING HERE AMIGO. I BRING THE REAL JUST THE SAME HE DOES, AND I HAVE A LOT OF THE SAME VALUES, BUT CAPS LOCKS IS A UNIVERSAL STYLE BITCH, I AIN'T

WHOLLY SHIT, THAT JAWLESS MOTHERFUCKER ACTUALLY HAS THE BALLS TO TELL WOMEN TO LEAVE THEIR BOYFRIEND IF THEY LIKED IT? WHAT. THE. FUCK.

UPON REWATCH*

YEAH, C'MON AMC! I WANNA WATCH THAT EPISODE WHERE WALTER FUCKS AROUND WITH A FUCKING FLY FOR 45 MINUTES, I JUST KNOW ABOUT RE WATCH IT'LL BE TWICE AS RIVETING.

OHHH, GOOD FOR YOUUUU

INCEST IN MOVIES GIVES ME AN UNCOMFORTABLE BONER EVERYTIME. AND YET, I'VE NEVER WANTED TO FUCK ANYONE IN MY FAMILY EXCEPT MY MOM…WEIRD.

AND IF YOU EVER HEARD MY BOISTEROUS, LOUD MOUTH TALKING IN REAL LIFE, YOU'D SAY TO YOURSELF, "GOD DAMN THAT GUY SOUNDS LIKE HIS CAPS LOCKS ARE ON"

NUMMYMUFFIN, I DON'T KNOW IF I CAN HANDLE YET ANOTHER ASSHOLE COMMENTATOR, BUT YOU DON'T SEE ME COMING AND POINTING THAT SHIT OUT YOU WEIRD FUCK.

NAH, IT DIDN'T RUIN SHIT. IM NOT MUCH OF A MOVIE THEATER KIND OF GUY AT ALL, ITS BEEN LIKE TWO YEARS SINCE I WENT OUT. MY BLURAY-55" HD-SURROUND SOUND-MANCAVE JUST MAKES ME MARINATE WAY TOO OFTEN. SO THIS 3D TREAT WAS A PRETTY GOOD HOUR AND A HALF. NOT TO MENTION FREE MOVIE TICKETS AND SNACKS. SHIT WAS AWESOME.

THE A-TEAM WAS FUCKING AWESOME FOR PG-13 OWNING