DRIVVVEEEE ANGRRRYYY
WATCHED THIS AWESOME 3D SPECTACLE ON THE WEEKEND AND I GOTTA SAY, I'M KINDA WONDERING WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED TO THE AUDIENCES ON THIS ONE. THE 3D WAS ACTUALLY PRETTY BADASS; DUDES SHOTGUNNED FACES FLYING AT THE SCREEN, BOOBS AND PUSSY BOUNCING ABOUT.

YEAH I GOTTA AGREE WITH STERLING HAYDEN. BURTON WAS ON A HELL OF A ROLL WITH PEE WEE, BEETLEJUICE, BATMAN, EDWARD SCISSORHANDS AND ED WOOD, THEN THE DUDE CAUGHT TEH GAI AND HAS BEEN PLEASURING DEPPS BALLOON KNOT EVER SINCE. BUT HERES A QUESTION, WHO'S MORE MEDIOCRE, ROB REINER OR JAMES L BROOKS?

THE FIT THE DEFINITION OF YOU GUYS ARE A BUNCH OF TWELVE YEAR OLD GIRLS WITH PHOTOSHOP SKILLS.

FUCK
YOU LITTLE BITCHES ALWAYS TAKE THE MOST AWESOME SHIT AND HAVE TO START MAKING IT IRONIC.

I FINALLY BANGED OUT PECKINPAH'S WORLD WAR II MOVIE "CROSS OF IRON" IT WAS SURPRISINGLY AWESOME. NOT THAT JAMES COBURN, WW2, PECKINPAH AND DAVID WARNER DIDN'T HAVE ME PUMPED UP TO BEGIN WITH OR ANYTHING. BUT STILL, ENOUGH CIRCLES TEND TO HATE ON IT.

WOW
LOOKS LIKE HE'S EATEN ALL THE OSCAR HOSTS HE'S WRITTEN FOR. DUDE NEEDS SOME SUNLIGHT AND EXERCISE.

I DID IT BIG THIS WEEKEND, COVERED SOME BULLSHIT FOR THE WIFE AND DAUGHTER (NEW KATHERINE HEIGL MOVIE WITH TODD HAMILTON, ALICE IN WONDERLAND THE CARTOON ON BLU RAY) SOME CLASSIC SHIT (BIGGER THAN LIFE ON CRITERION BLU) AND THEN DID SOME PECKINPAH MAN TIME IN THE OWNAGE DEN (RIDE THE HIGH COUNTRY, THE BALLAD OF CABLE…

YOU'D THINK FOR A SITE THATS BENT ON KEEPING THINGS REAL, DOUCHE BAGS WOULD BE RESPECTING THE SPOILER SITUATION, APPARENTLY NOT.

THATS AWESOME ASSHOLE, I GUESS WE DON'T NEED TO WATCH THE MOVIE NOW THAT WE KNOW THE ENDING.

MAN OH MAN
HOW DOES NATALIE PORTMAN GO FROM AWESOME (THE PROFESSIONAL) TO BULLSHIT (GARDEN STATE, STAR WARS PREQUELS) BACK TO AWESOME (BLACK SWAN) BACK TO BULLSHIT SO FAST?

SNOT BOOGIE
GOTTA GET THEM SPIDERBAGS

DON'T YOU DARE SPEAK LIKE THAT THIS CLOSE TO CHRISTMAS.

Alright then,
Jew' Guys still haven't come up with a second?

New Guy
New First

Hopefully you feel that way because you're drunk at 3:15 a.m. and finally realized how much you actually want to respect tom cruises cock.

46 dense minutes
I hope that I'm not the only DOOM fan that thinks this album has way too much filler with just a tad of amazingness sprinkled throughout?