I ALWAYS THINK OF EGON SPENGLER WHEN I READ THAT SHIT "PRINT IS DEAD" HAHAHA WHAT A GREAT LINE

I FEEL YA ON THAT ONE SARCCASTRO

WHO KNOWS, ALL YOU LITTLE BITCHES KEEP ON CRYING AND FUCKING CRYING ABOUT THIS CAPS LOCKS THING AND ME COPYING ZODIAC, BUT MAYBE YOU'LL SEE AFTER MORE AND MORE POSTS AND READ UP ON MY OLDER ONES YOU'LL REALIZE IM NOT TRYING TO BITE HIS STYLE AND I GOT A MIND OF MY OWN. IT JUST SO HAPPENS THAT WE AGREE ON A LOT OF…

WHY SO I CAN SWING ON YOUR UGLY ASS PURPLE DICK AND CALL IT A NIGHT?

LORD OF THE MANNERS HOW ABOUT YOU SAVE YOUR BREATHE FOR THIS FAT COCK IM ABOUT TO FEED INTO YOUR MOUTH.

WHAT THE FUCK SMITE? CAPS LOCKS FUCKING OWNS, IT STANDS ABOVE ALL ELSE, NO IFS ANDS OR BUTS. THERE IS NO ZODIAC MOTHERFUCKER DICK RIDING HERE, IF ANYTHING ITS A FUCKING INSPIRATION LIKE YOU CUNTS WERE SAYING EARLIER.

HERZOG, IT'S NEITHER PARODY OR FUCKING IMITATION. I THRIVE OFF CAPS LOCKS. MY OLD MAN HAS BEEN HAND WRITING IN CAPSLOCKS FOR HIS WHOLE LIFE (DUMB OL DUDE DIDN'T FINISH NINTH GRADE, BUT HAS THE SMARTS TO BE RUNNING A MULTI MILLION DOLLAR BUSINESS IN THE HYDRO UTILITY WORLD FOR THIRTY YEARS) AND ITS JUST ONE OF THOSE…

TELL YOUR FRIEND SHES A FUCKING LOSER.

THE HATE IS ALL REAL. I CAN'T STAND THIS GUY. I THOUGHT THE HANGOVER WAS THE MOST OVERRATED PIECE OF SHIT COMEDY IVE SEEN EVER. FUCKING COUPLES RETREAT WAS FUNNIER THAT SUMMER. MOTHERFUCKING COP OUT HAD MORE LAUGHS THAN IT. WHOLLY SHIT.

MAN OH MAN
I FUCKING HATE THIS BEARDED FUCK

AND BY WIFE, I MEAN ONE OF HIS WIVES. DUDE WAS ON ROLL WITH THE YOUNG PUSSY TRAIN.

WHAT I WANT TO KNOW, IS HOW COME MUSLIMS NEVER TALK ABOUT HOW MUHAMMAD'S WIFE WAS ACTUALLY BETWEEN THE AGE OF 6-9 YEARS OLD, AND THAT AFTER HE WOULD FUCK HER, HE ALSO TENDED TO BEAT HER QUITE A BIT?

YOU'RE READING YOU FUCKING IDIOT, SO DON'T FUCK WITH ME. YOU SIGNED OUT BITCH.

WHOLLY FUCK
IF THERES THREE PEOPLE IN SHOWBIZ THAT MAKE ME WANT TO PUKE IN MY HAND AND THROW IT AT THEM, IT WOULD HAVE TO BE AARON SORKIN, KEITH OLBERMAN AND FUCKING ANDERSON COOPER. WHAT A FUCKING CRACKED OUT LIBERAL JERK OFF FEST THIS ONE IS GOING TO BE.

C'MON MAN, I KNOW YOUR REPPIN THE NEVERENDING STORY DOG AS YOUR PIC AND EVERYTHING, BUT NOT EVEN THE SHINIEST BITS OF NOSTALGIA CAN COMPENSATE FOR WATCHING ERNEST MOVIES NOWADAYS OR FUCKING WACKASS NEVERENDING STORY FOR THAT MATTER. THOSE MOVIES DO NOT HOLD UP WELL AT ALL. THEY SUCK MASSIVE FLYING DOG DICK.

OH IS IT, I NEVER NOTICED.

IVE BEEN SITTING ON THIS ONE FOR TWO WEEKS NOW
AND I FUCKING LOVE IT. I THINK ITS A WELCOME ALBUM TO THE WORLD OF ROCK RIGHT NOW. DEFINITELY A FRESH LITTLE PIECE OF MUSIC FROM A BAND THATS NEVER DONE NO WRONG.

FRIDAY NIGHT WE HAD A COUPLES DINNER PARTY AT MY HOUSE…THE SIX OF US ATE PIZZA, SMOKED JOINTS AND GOT SHIT FACED WHILE LISTENING TO DUBSTEP AND ENDED UP DANCING A BUNCH…I TRIED THROWING ON NAKED LUNCH AT 3 IN THE MORNING…IT ACTUALLY WENT BETTER THAN I ANTICIPATED. SATURDAY I WAS HUNG OVER AS FUCK AND WATCHED…

YEAH SURE, IF YOU'RE A LESBIAN AND LIKE WINE. IF NOT, THAT JUST SOUNDS LIKE AN EVEN SHITTIER EXPERIENCE.

I VERY RARELY EVER AGREE WITH SOMEONE WHEN THEY MAKE SUCH A BROAD TERM LIKE THAT, BUT FUCK DO I EVER AGREE WITH YOU. FUCK GLEE IN ITS TIGHTLY WOUND GAY BALLOON KNOT OF A BUTTHOLE. IT SUCKS AND BLOWS AS OUR OLD PAL BART WOULD SAY.