If that was really the case, I guess you could say she was "Hough in paint."  Get it?  "Huffin' paint"?  I'll show myself out.

They played spin the bottle, had to spend "seven minutes of heaven" or whatever in the closet.  Bill made her laugh and see him as an actual human being, and she gave him a pity makeout.  So if you call that "hooking up," yeah.

Cindy Sanders was mega-annoying. Sam made the right choice. In my Freaks & Geeks fan fiction Sam ends up banging the cheerleader Vickie. I'm just kidding; I don't really have any Freaks & Geeks fan fiction.

I own it.  I lucked into a used copy a few years ago.  But yeah, steal that shit off the internet somewhere, they charge outrageous prices for the CD.

Like hell I will.  You think I want Jesus to pop out of the mirror and claw my eyes out?

This is what happens when they let anyone other than O'Neal write Newswire articles.  See, AV Club?  This is what happens!  This is what happens!

There's Take The Guitar Player for a Ride, which has some stuff from the RFTT bootleg.  I also have a bootleg I bought off some guy online years ago that is a collection of Laughner's bedroom recordings.  Incidentally, I don't recall the guy's name but I remember him saying he played in Cobra Verde.

That's actually kind of cool.  I just like the sound of it.  "Neewollah."

Shut up, you old bag, and hand over that marble rye!

Your lack of the use of simple HTML tags to italicize the title Say It Isn't So makes you all look foolish.

Friday I'm In Love (With the Smell of My Own Farts)

More like "Turd Crapley."

You got that right, Chauncey.  Standing next to a hot chick, she barely registers as human.

So it's not a Jesus Lizard/Ween crossover side project?  Or a (shudder) Jesus Jones/Ween crossover side project?

Charlotte Sometimes Farts

Show me show me show me how you did that fart.

I wouldln't mind seeing Juno Temple eating spaghetti in a bathtub.

In that photo she looks like a young Sarah Palin crossed with a young Valerie Bertinelli.  In other words, highly dickable.

Reader rating so far is an A based on three ratings?  Juno Temple Street Team assemble!

I believe the correct archaic term is "Negress."