The thing that devastated me was that they have this actual working judge who has dreamed of being an actor all his life, is pretty much the character from the novel in real life and is one of the only people on set who has actually read the book! But the politics of trying to preempt the controversy about the book's…

I love when Pat Healy calls his wife to placate her about staying out late and Koechner says,

I feel like Rogen tipped his hand too soon . . . he should have invited Don-don to a movie set, got him good and proper smashed, taken him for steaks at the strip club and then asked point blank if it's true that his father bitchslapped him in college for not wearing a suit to a baseball game.

And Ava DuVernay is directing Wrinkle in Time! Special shout-out to Margaret Sixel too.

I like the French "réalisatrice," myself.

I saw it with a friend who is a nurse and longtime horror fan (her reaction to Cannibal Holocaust: "Pfft, if you think it looks bad just imagine the SMELL!") and the phone segment in the hospital really upset her.

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It's part of the Alien Quadrilogy set that came out a while back. I think it comes on a second disc with Alien3 if you buy it by itself?

JUST WALK AWAY. GIVE US THE BEER AND WALK AWAY

I feel like my guardian angel will come to me as Sir Isaac Newton in moments of crisis before begrudgingly turning into Spuds MacKenzie.

Southbound was held back by some weak special effects in the beginning but had some strong segments (the grrl band with the cult leading into the car accident segment was great). Even though V/H/S Viral is the weakest of the series its worth it for Nacho's segment and the ending is manages to slide from scary to…

That dog is his only friend in the world! He wouldn't let dude ditch him if he wanted to!

Yea when I saw it people were cracking up at Stormare and some of the over-the-topness (the pencil gag got a lot of laughs) but there's definitely more of a somber tragic tone to Chapter2.

Grillo was one of the best parts of Carnahan's The Grey. His scene with Liam Neeson is a great example of ownage without any punching.

yea if you want to see the oldboy where Nick Fury slaps Scarlet Witch's ass in front of Thanos then Spike Lee is the director for you

Stole that from me . . . KILLED THAT FROM ME! People keep asking if I'm back and I haven't really had an answer. But now, yea, I'm thinkin' I'm back. So you can either hand over your son or YOU CAN DIE SCREAMING ALONGSIDE HIM!!!!!!

Yea this is less a comment on him than on the structuring of the movie but I love how after the hit is put out they crosscut between the three different fights he has to go through just to catch the train. You feel like being John Wick must suck and Keanu absolutely helps sell that with his physicality. You also…

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HE PUMPS A SHOTGUN WITH THE CHEST OF THE DUDE HE IS SHOOTING