I love how many more empties he has than David when they watch the football game together . . . and then he exits the scene to get them another round!

Can I tell you guys my yarn? I'ma tell you guys my yarn.

So in other news the new director of the CIA, Gina Haspel, is considered a controversial choice because of her involvement in the rendition program and work in destroying evidence after the fact . . . she's totally who Jessica Chastain was supposed to be in this movie, right?

One of my best friends, a guy I've known since high school, voted for Tmurp. When we both lived in the same town in California we spent pretty much every weekend shooting the shit, trading comics and records and drinking and smoking like nostalgic college graduates. I moved back east before the election and we never…

I bet Mark Ruffalo could do it, he's great at filling in for superhe-

I love part 3! I love it even more after reading Wes Craven's original script online, which is paced much more like an immediate sequel to the original. Heather Langenkamp AND John Saxon get more to do. And Freddy's wisecracks are waaaaaay less PC (he calls Craig Wasson a derogatory term for a homosexual and makes…

Bryan Fuller was guest editor for the Hannibal issue!

Can you do the Alien from LA battle about chick flicks from memory?

I think I read somewhere that Orser got the part because he knows how to hyperventilate? I love the story about Fincher joking with the already very skinny guy who was playing Sloth that he should lose a few pounds and then being horrified that dude did it.

Optimus Prime: such a diva.

Skeevy as fuck! Also Margot Robbie spent months learning how to do gymnastics and act crazy without being all "NOTICE ME SENPAI" about it.

Have any of you guys ever been to Cluck U? Most of the locations that I've been to have since closed but I remember always thinking their wings were spicier and crunchier than they got credit for.

Keanu Reeves is a huge Butthole Surfers fan!

Agreed. As a slightly 'shallow side of the pool' patron of these very fine boards I was certainly touched by the obit, even if I did not contribute any specific remembrances. While I recognize that an editorial redaction might be considered by some as giving the initial catfish even more attention, I think it's a…

When I saw Dino Jr. in New Orleans (nine years ago, shit!), they were pretty loud. I wore earplugs but a friend didn't. Maybe bring them and decide there, depending on your aural threshold.

Fun fact for whisky drinkers: John Wick's room at Il Continentale Roma is stocked with a bottle of Blanton's special reserve (green label), which is in fact only available internationally! Glad they did their booze homework.

If John Wick was there for the Pope would Django still have given him a room?

I have spent more time this weekend than I should admit trying to predict who should sit at the high table in Ch.3. You could have some great callbacks if you just staffed it with Matrix alumni like Hugo Weaving, Joey Pants or Collin Chou (or even Michelle Yeoh, who he was hired to replace). I'd really like to see…

Chiwetel Eijofor for Joe Morton but he has to do it as an imitation of Ron Glass (RIP).

So Hugh Dancy's not in this? Bummer.