I might quote Zutroy more than any other one-shot Simpsons character ever.

Oh, why'd you have to go and say that?  You've upset Sir Garlic Breath!

Seurry!  Seurry everyone!

Scroll down, second-to-last bullet quote in Graham Yost's article for EW:

Anyone else think they were going to kill Preacher Billy so soon?  No predictions on three weeks to the first guest star fatality in your Justified Dead pool?

@avclub-b21e8459deb0f3163cd5196171b9c5fc:disqus I am sorry if I traumatized you.  Not to make this website all reddit-y but please refer to this picture as a consolation in any times of future psychological duress: http://i-cdn.apartmentthera…

Does it seem kind of weird to make a show that's so derivative of Silence of the Lambs when Hannibal Lecter: the Early Years (feat. the guy who replaced the guy from Manhunter on CSI, wheels-within-wheels, people!) is coming out pretty soon?

Is the mouse playing Mouse Trap?

Ah, yes!  A TV show that was allegedly going to be the most realistic program about serial killers ever (you learn what 'de-gloving' means in the first ten minutes of the pilot, woo hoo!), but also featured a generic .com where FBI agents could order snuff videos on demand like Domino's Pizza.

The henpecked wife who comes back from her deathbed long enough to make some dinner for her miserable family always cracked me up, kind of a Terry Gilliam-riff on marriage.

Milhouse's 'Ya think so?' when Bart tells him punching each other in the shoulder is wearing a little thin.

That's the guy!

I think that Daryl Musashi, the super hacker who gets his hands sliced off, is a riff on a Quake player in the early days of competitive Internet gaming who won a bunch of tournaments and ended up becoming a columnist for PC Gamer.  I can't remember his name but he was kind of a big deal in digi-geek circles and it's…

Did any of you guys read that article about Michael Williams doing crack while THE WIRE was taping?  http://www.nj.com/inside-je…

SAY GESUNDHEIT, BITCH!

ALL I WANTED WAS SOME HI-C AND TURKEY!

Mix it up and play the Nick Cave cover once: http://www.youtube.com/watc…

Does anybody like 'She's a Lady?'  That song is amazingly depressing if you've spent any amount of time ever trying to justify post-breakup self-loathing.

And Jarvis actually sings for the Jarvis impersonator, just not very well.

DICK LAURENT IS DEAD