The first 2, the blizzard, the tunnel, and Village of the Watermills were quite good IMO.

Assumption and ascension don't mean the same thing.

AND THEY'RE ONLY GOING TO MAKE 5 MORE SEQUELS.

California king beds are like 2 inches smaller than a regular king bed.

1991: The year punk broke its dick off.

I only have a mild dislike for her stemming mostly from her "hey I made a country music movie so I'm gonna turn into a country music singer in real life" thing.

I can't stand Tim and Eric Awesome show, which is kind of weird because I think Tom Goes to the Mayor is pretty good.

I'm pretty excited to see what Duncan Jones does next. I loved Moon and I've heard good things about Source Code.

If it dies of SIDS do you get a refund from the jewelry store?

Why does she look like she's about to cry in that photo?

The reddit r/politics section has had no fewer than 100 threads today about this. I assume half of them are filled with people making orgasm sounds.

I fail to see how anything related to The Apprentice is tolerable in any way.

I would ask Tom Petty that same question 10 times in a row.

IS NOTHING SACRED?

The wild Fanboy is spotted in the underbrush. Let's try not to spook him.

Hey look, more bullshit.

This and Archer are pretty much the only 2 shows I watch during the week with any regularity.

Featuring Billy Corgan as the rival motorcycle gang the Clown's leader, and the bartender, and the army general and dead body number 44.

Like in Evil Dead?

God dammit, I'm so fucking sick of white people.