Sabado Gigante is probably the greatest television show of all time.

I've liked the Dolls since I first heard them around 2001. I think their self titled album is solid all the way through.

Olivia being possessed by Bell has very grave "Shark jumping" potential.

The Amanda Bynes show?

Alright, here's what gets my goat.

Movie Trailer: The Movie: The Film: Directors Cut

50 looked creepy as shit after he lost all that weight.

Apparently this Snow White will be made of wood.

This news made my shoulders slump in despair.

I thought this was going to be about Harvey Fierstein.

Take Me Home Tonight is only tolerable because you just interviewed Topher Grace and don't want to hurt his fucking feelings.

I was hoping they'd leave this alone.

Gannicus becomes a general in the Roman army if I recall. So he won't be dying anytime soon. I thought both Batiatus and Gannicus got what they deserved. Batiatus lost his prize pig and Gannicus walked out a free man.

Awesome Episode.
I was well satisfied with how the season ended.

Considering half the people in a 3am rush are drunk as fuck and will eat anything…

Paula Deen sucks and I thought Dale was going to be in the top 3. Too bad he had a meltdown.

Fuck everything about this.

I knew Take Me Home Tonight looked like a total pile of shit. And its long sit on the shelf only solidifies my position.

Telltale Games suck. Just point and click shit like their Back to the Future abortion.

And all these pieces of shit will probably be in 3-d. So there's 2 trends teamed together that make me want to firebomb Hollywood.