"Whaddaya gonna do? WHADDAYA GONNA DO?! Fight me!"

The "getting blown" bit is actually pretty clever when you put it in the context of him fxking the earth.

Jeff was on Arrested Development.

You gotta get their heart rate up!

"Did any of those vampires you killed happen to be poets?"

HENDERSON!

It's in my top 5, no doubt. Even the opening segment, where Scott explains the business model of Entertainment Weekly, was hilarious.

One of my favorite 30 Rock moments is a Sue bit…in "TGS Hates Women," when she tells Abby to "come sit on my struikgewas."

Yes, Cloggin, and they did it without making him Astronaut Mike Dexter-perfect. He's clearly a bit of a lazy underachiever.

Ya know, I put 120 hours into that game over the course of 3 weeks, and I don't recall EVER hearing a guard say that.

"Rosie O'Donnell…she wears underwear with dick holes."

I could listen to the Figaro Castle music/cave music on an endless loop every day for the rest of my life. I plan to employ them both heavily when I start DMing.

I can almost hear his theme music now. Ahh, what a world…a cowboy ninja with a dog.

Is your avatar the box-art rendering of FFIII's Shadow? If so…terrific.

I'm just saying that Aliens isn't above reproach, and Alien 3 isn't the disjointed mess everyone thinks it is.

Whoa whoa whoa, guy. Don't be so genuine. You gotta mix in some snark and condescension.

Also: Japanese Saturday morning cartoons.

I'm just playin'.

I've tried to convince people 'round here that at the very least, Alien 3 is better and Aliens is worse than originally thought…nobody was having it.

He should cast himself into the second smaller mouth of one of those xenomorphs from that movie franchise he tried to turn into a Saturday morning cartoon.