I've always wondered which one's the amiable goof and which one's the full-on self-destructive nihilist with chronic night terrors whose well-being and very survival is an ongoing concern.

What does a religious fanatic do when his faith is tested? He's going to explode, one way or another.

They sit next to One Hundred Years of Solitude on my shelf, for obvious reasons.

Oh shit, that's going to shake his belief in being Incorruptible Scientology Jesus. Scuttlebutt is he's already a bit shook by the fact that he's visibly aging. I wonder if we're going to see some really crazy behaviour from him soon.

That's an episode of Travel Man With Richard Ayoade - S02E03: Copenhagen with Noel Fielding

Lefties used to be considered tools of Satan. If you went to a religious school in.. like.. as late as the '50s, I think? The nuns would give you a whack across the hands if they caught you using your left hand.

Man, I hope they redo the theme song for season two. The current version's dismal. If you're going to strip the arrangement way down to make more room for the singer, you need to have a really good singer, and "possessing celebrity status from having been on American Idol" is not the same thing at all.

Don't google that.

You say that like anime isn't still chock-full of stylistic tics that originated as ways to cut costs and cheap out on animation and backgrounds.

I used to, then I heard "Wow".

Five minutes.

Lead'll do.

Pure nicotine'd do it. Or cyanide.

I wrap my pale and scrawny body in printouts of RuPaul's Drag Race episode reviews and subsist exclusively on a diet
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
OF OF COCK

Of course it fucking isn't. Video unnecessary.

Pessimistically speaking, the Avatar sequels are probably going to do gangbusters business, especially in countries where they don't speak English, especially if they don't even bother with subtitles or dubs, and it's going to be inescapable forever.

The action scenes are so much of the same that it all blurs into one tiresome drone. It's a symphony, but there's only one note to it, and it makes me want to fall asleep.

Like Renny Harlin, he should be a full-time visualist and leave the directing part to people who can direct.

They seem to be more of a political vehicle with music as an afterthought. "Tubthumping" isn't so much a song as it is a novelty jingle, in the grand tradition of "Star Trekkin'" or "Barbie Girl". Except worse.

"Meanwhile, dudes"