Porsches are pretty normal and practical cars (unless you get one of the hardcore versions with 800 horsepower and the electric windows and stereo deleted to save weight). A guy I know had one of these for a daily driver/sole vehicle

It seems kind of late in his career to be starting on jokes.

Liking cars in general is one thing, but just liking Porsches is characteristic of a short, dumpy accountant or dentist going through a late midlife crisis.

"Is she, uh.. I got nothing?"

I had no fucking idea Vin Diesel or Dwayne Johnson were even still in movies. Are they still in movies? What have they been in since that Fast & Furious sequel like .. three years ago?

That song is worse than pissing on a middle schooler.

I'm 100% reluctant to accept the Dany/Jon pairing because I absolutely cannot imagine anything more boring happening on the show. If I have to watch five more minutes of them unconvincingly making doe eyes at each other that'll be four minutes too much. Please no. I'd sooner put up with extensive Theon/Yara eunuch…

What if they have babies?

She's invested enough in being the rightful Queen that she would absolutely push Jon off a cliff in two seconds flat.

I don't care as long as they don't keep showing us the two trying to emote at each other. I've never had a real problem with either's acting before but that boat scene felt like like a kid rubbing two GI Joes together. I'm not on board with Jonarys, I'm not even standing on the docks, I'm a man overboard.

It looks like a Smiths album cover a bit.

WHY ISN'T HE CALLED THE WINTER KING

Their breath is also not fogging. And the ice was so incredibly thin that it wouldn't support people. (In wintertime in Northern Parts, you can drive a convoy of trucks across a lake, and if you were to saw out a 3'x3' square of lake ice it would easily support you jumping up and down on it.) And, yes, most of all…

I'm expecting either Jon or Daenerys or both to go; if they end up ruling together because of Fairy Tale Inevitability I'm going to be so, so disappointed.

Oh man, you know who I would be heartbroken to find out anything bad about? Kevin Smith just seems like the goodest dude in the world (and kinda seems to continue to have such a high-profile career because people really like him and want to give everything he does the benefit of the doubt).

Hello, beastie.

No, not his expulsion from the Kingsguard, the question of whether or not he's allowed to be king as a person who joined the Kingsguard and took the vows. I don't think the King said in front of everybody that as a consequence of his expulsion from the Kingsguard he's now allowed to assume the throne.

I dunno if the vows still apply. I suspect a maester has not been consulted.

Yeah, like a hundred assholes compared to the hundred thousand regular ASOIAF fans who just want to discuss their show in peace and not be barraged with spoilers. On average, Reddit has less trolls and better behaviour than, say, The AV Club. The meme is very tired.

Oh, crap. I'd forgotten the wording.