That doesn't quite follow for me. All the VFX are consistently cheap and nasty, all the practical effects are consistently competent and believable.

That would explain why you have to go to the secret back area of a bar and pay thousands of dollars to fuck a guy in a Dalmatian fetish costume. Normally you just put a picture of yourself holding a leash as your profile pic on Grindr and it's free.

Neuropathic pain isn't caused by losing your medical marijuana, per se.

If we're looking at $2.7M per vial of soul, and there were around 100 of them on one side of the truck, it was worth around half a billion dollars retail. ($30M+ wholesale.)

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They had it rebound in case someone recognized the tattoos.

I'm related to Renny Harlin, Sibelius, Tom of Finland, Alvar Aalto, Darude, and everyone from Nightwish, HIM, Children of Bodom, and Hanoi Rocks, that former president that looks like Conan O'Brien, the current president, all the hockey players, Linus Torvals, and the Dudesons

"It's not very good, but I love it anyway" does seem to be every Fall fan's mantra.

Joni's obviously already in the canon, though, remaking it or not. She makes Bob Dylan look like a bag of lukewarm piss.

Innit from old-school hiphop? Like, pre-gangsta 80s stuff. That's the only place I've ever heard anyone refer to women as "females". Plus maybe The Get Down.

Transformers.

Why are you still using Photoshop 1? The current version slash recent versions of Photoshop are the slowest-loading software I have ever seen in my entire life.

I was all ready to be annoyed that they didn't end on the MUA HA HA HA but then they did and now I don't know what to be annoyed about.

It's "verbing". Verbing weirds language.

God, I would have an impossible time making a list of everything I absolutely don't want to hear. It would take years and be the size of the phone book. I'd have to just get someone I can absolutely trust not to play the Macarena or Beyonce in the first place and let them at it. Maybe slip them a compilation of…

I enjoyed seeing my brother, who wanted to be a Russian Orthodox priest, ended up going for Russian Orthodox religious studies teacher so he could still get married, and still looks like a portly Russian Orthodox priest in weirdly formal and borderline ostentatious civvies (full Moses beard, pince-nez, pin-striped…

I've been weirded out that nobody's brought up the Hell Montage of Jesse's grinding daily life. It was such a beat-over-the-head-with-it moment, effective but tremendously unsubtle.

Well, I mean. That still doesn't put him in Jesse or Tulip's league of amoral monstrosity. He's not strictly NICE, I guess, but nobody on this show is.

They can't possibly mean for us to like Jesse or Tulip. On any other show these characters would be straight up Bad Guys that we're actively rooting against. I'm pretty sure we're just supposed to tolerate them.

Anyone whose spirit guide is John Wayne is likely to basically be Hitler.