Vanilla Ice but with street cred and major league supporting players.

Oh man, I'd totally forgotten. More evidence that Morrissey is our worst living author:

Alternatively, the best pizza I've ever had in my life was chicken, chorizo, and pineapple. (And rucola, but that was more of a garnish.)

Ohhh. I've been wondering what's up with those people, but "they don't know what it tastes like" seems like a reasonable explanation.

I keep seeing peach on menus. Usually with chicken and blue cheese.

Every country in the world also puts pineapple on its pizza and horrifies itself with it somehow.

Why do people keep making Assassin's Creed things is a better question. The games are okay, if incredibly samey, but the only people who give two wanks about any of the """plot""" or """story""" are the same sort as the Blossom super-fans with a full-back tattoo of Mayim Bialik and Jenna von Oÿ.

It's not good practice to say "Australia" when you mean "Claire Madden specifically".

I was expecting a really bad animated children's feature.

The different sound is trivial to reproduce, though. You mix a little brown noise into the signal and then distort it slightly.

Yeah, it didn't really occur to me before, but "Hot Fuzz" and "Shaun of the Dead" are really awful titles.

I'm sure this is how people felt about cowboy movies for about twenty years.

Honestly I'm slightly excited about the prospect of an Adele with a rougher, scratchier voice and a grumpier attitude because of it. Imagine her going all Janis Joplin on a properly angry kiss-off album.

Peter Steele (singer, Type O Negative, 6'8", ripped, gauntly creepy-handsome, long black hair) would only appear in Playgirl if he was allowed to do it with a full erection.

I can barely be bothered to watch gay porn because it's almost never a dude getting degraded by 13 guys.

I know I'm constantly surprised that some people don't like looking at boners or want to see them all the time.

I just listened to him on an old episode of MBMBAM (I've been listening back to the archive from the start, after I ran out of Monster Factories and Car Boyses and Adventure Zones and Cool Games, Inc.s) and it was odd hearing him talk about his new thing Hamilton that's coming out soon and you probably haven't heard…

These would probably be more unsettling if the video quality was good enough to tell that those are distorted human beings and not just cartoons in the first place.