Hey, what if a James Bond movie, but no fun?

The first two in this series were actually pretty solid, apart from the horrible Minions. I particularly liked how much handmade-feeling personality the character designs had, which is rare in 3D CG animation.

Giant blue cat person Ds.

There's a half dozen more triple albums of jazzy noodling with a naggingly catchy soft-rock ballad each.

I rate the odds of King not turning up at 2%.

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Apart from Gloria, he was the closest thing to a good guy or even an innocent in the whole thing. He dicked his brother over when they were kids and spent the rest of his life trying to make up for it, and didn't have the backbone to take a stand against overwhelming evil.

I'm absolutely somewhere in between. It's kind of fun and pleasingly weird but it's also an absolute load of cobblers.

It's kind of fun to watch David Lynch just utterly dicking around and doing whatever the hell.

I have two theories.

At the beginning of the season, one person walked in ready to just be America's Next Drag Superstar already. Everyone else was just along for the ride.

I liked him better in the books. I'm actually kind of uncomfortable with what a jive-talkin' blaxploitation mo'fucka he is in the show. Fool.

You're basically dipping your fries in butter.

My clip of choice is "2:30 am at a 7-11 near Disney World - 1987"

Thanks to somebody's flash of inspiration, a local Telegram meets up biweekly in a bleak and cavernous department store cafe that's surprisingly expensive and is all booths where you can't see or talk to people in the next booth over.

"Some vinyl", I think, like it's bread or milk.

It's a platformer story-game about a college dropout who goes back to her declining Rust Belt hometown and finds that everything's moving on and leaving her behind.

Yes. This is true to the same degree that a "record" is a vinyl LP.

Did you play Night In The Woods? The optional mall expedition in that is so sad and really hammers in the "you can't go home again" theme.

I still don't trust anyone who wears jeans that are narrower at the ankle than the knee. I keep expecting them to break out in permed hair and shoulder pads.