Preparation H Raymond is funnier than you.

"I liked anal when it was still called sodomy."

*craps pants*

My wife makes me watch this shit (and now I actually care about it, goddammit), but yeah, last night all I did was mock Ronnie for crying all the fucking time.

I thought the ending was perfect, if only because it fits Archer so well. Of course he would continue throwing himself a party every Friday for 3 months and screening his own movie. Any better way to wrap this one up?

It's not a movie, but the Planet Earth series from BBC is the best thing ever to watch while high. Ever.

I move to have the autism vaccine thing removed from the record, on account of the defendant being the victim of undue influence by Jenny McCarthy's righteous bewbs.

The trailer really isn't that bad if you already expect it to suck. C'mon you guys! Embrace the freedom of lowered expectations! It's the American way!

Lord of the Rings, Pan's Labrynth, Star Wars. Or like 8 hours of The Wire or The Sopranos while drinking Scotch too.

I've fucked a lot of women in advance of them hating me….and a few afterwards, as well.

You need more one-monocle-for-my-eye-and-one-monocle-for-my-asshole-excessively-hyphenated-made-up adjectives.

I thought Galifianakis Comedy Power came from the beard. Seth has no beard. Or is it just the moustache part of the beard that's important?

Word.

Yeah man I gotta tell ya, there sure are a lot of intelligent, well-informed people out there walking around with signs that say "God hates fags."

They weren't after guided missles originally, either. It was a hijacked cargo plane full of Cadbury eggs.

@LD - are you sure they weren't just trying to name her "Jill"?

ignorant/ignrnt/Adjective
1. Lacking knowledge or awareness in general; uneducated or unsophisticated.
2. Lacking knowledge, information, or awareness about something in particular

@Big Fudge - well then you're a fucking pussy and the parties you go to are weak sauce. Talk to me when you've started putting everclear in your cheerios.

@ Big Fudge - don't believe it now (because it's more fun not too), but eventually you'll reach a point in your life where doing a 2 minute keg stand and then rubbing your balls on the housepet no longer constitutes being "fun at parties."

Is this the thread where we talk openly about our vices? Sweet!