Pa: You're not half the boy that Nate was! You're not even half the boy that the top half of Nate was after you cut him in half!

…and "I would bathe in the blood of children to suck my own cock" hair if we drop the pretense.

This girl is so awesome that she goes to purchase a common hardware item and it makes for some of the best 5 minutes in the history of television.

HDB, how about some unsolicited advice from a fellow 30-year-old and reformed workaholic:

WHAT THE HELL'S WRONG WITH YA, YOU'RE FIRSTIN' LIKE A CHINAMAN!!

I was thinking that Lip may have knocked Karen up in the back of the van.

Incest?

Bloody proud of yourself aren't ya!

Yeah fucking! Women, I hear ya.

Go jerk off in the shower while fantasizing about your teenage daughter's slutty friend.

Toonces the Directing Cat

@Flaubert - you'd be surprised what fucking pussies are in jail these days. I didn't even get a non-consensual handjob.

I took a several-month hiatus from posting here, and forgot that one feels the need to equivocate ANY type of unabashed praise of anything one loves with weak-ass, safety-net, dilly dally shit like "I recognize there are plenty of valid criticisms of the guy's work…"

No way they fire him. This is ratings gold. They're going to ride him right into the ground.

It's: Did they pay you to screw that bear?

I'm going to go out on a limb here and say that, given the chance, I would have sexual relations with Cameron Diaz.

The best way to enjoy Garden State is to put on the soundtrack and then don't watch the movie. Instead, watch Natalie Portman's striptease from Closer with the sound off, while enjoying a nice salad of butterleaf, onion, and heirloom tomatoes with crumbled gorgonzola and a balsamic vinaigrette.

Kid A
OK Computer
In Rainbows
Amnesiac
King of Limbs
Hail to the Thief
The Bends
Pablo Honey

I find this a newsworthy item, because Darryl Strawberry and Tim "Rock" Raines weren't present. Charlie Sheen must only like to do blow with white people.

My first thought was Jor-El.