Contest Winner: So, do you come to Milwaukee often?
Lady Gaga: Well, I'm a regular visitor here, but Milwaukee has certainly had its share of visitors. The French missionaries and explorers began visiting here in the late 16th century.
Gaga Dancer: Hey, isn't "Milwaukee" an Indian name?
Lady Gaga: Yes, Pete, it is. In…

I'm ready for this weekend, so I can get loaded. Like, Herbie Fully Loaded.

You should have converted your savings to hummus. Mmmmmmm, hummus.

Pistols. License to Kill. Turbo Mode. Temple.

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[TAKES GIANT SHIT ON FLOOR]

Fuck yeah, …And Justice For All. My special lady had the stupid idea that we should repaint the bedroom last weekend, so I made her listen to Metallica the entire time. Eye of the Beholder Bitch.

Mad Men
Are they gonna push Mad Men Season 5 back too? You know, since they occupy the same time slot and all… I DEMAND ANSWERS!!

So, it's gonna be like the AVN awards, but without all the fucking?

The sun is shining…..but the ice is slippery.

After reading my post, I feel I should clarify: when I say "I have a 'friend'" I'm not talking about myself. I put friend in quotes because I've known the guy forever, and he thinks we're friends, but I fucking hate him.

True story
I have a "friend" who idolizes Tony Robbins. I don't see him often because he spends most of his time at home, trying to suck his own cock.

I like Kenny Powers, but fuck K-Swiss. I've seen better shit shoplifted from Fashion Bug.

Terra Nova: It's like Bossa Nova, but more earthy sounding.

It looks good, and I'll see it. But does anyone else think the title is fucking ridiculous?

The inaccurate part is not the martinis, it's the fact that everyone's wearing pants.

The girls on The Hills are pretty much exactly as stupid as they seem on the show.

I used to be a bartender on Mos Eisley, and Greedo most definitely did NOT shoot first.

6.5

::cut to same sex scene as earlier, with slightly different editing::

If only Johnny would've told us how he felt about her…