The pitch was certainly set up to not look to appealing - one small ad on cardstock, much too small for the easel it was sitting on. Don definitely phoned this one in, and the fact that he had the foresight to keep females out of the meeting is evidence that he was planning ahead. He may not have planned the blowup,…

The look on Pete's face when he chased them down the hall like an upset puppy was fucking priceless.

Patriot Games, and The Hunt for The Red October are both superior to Clear and Present Danger…on film. If we're talking about the novels, Clear and Presend Danger wins.

Sagat just kept yelling "TIGER!" for no fucking reason. Try sleeping with that shit going on.

Shutter Island and The Prestige were both good because you knew where they were going to go, but you still wanted to watch. In both cases, I don't think the intention was to have some sort of Shamylan-esque holy fuck! reveal, but to tie the everything together and give the story some finality.

Christopher Nolan is better than that…..I hope.

You probably already drank the vodka and then refilled the bottle with water so your wife wouldn't think you're a lush. I've done that before.

Nope, it's phel and Prison Wine, and they just got married! <3<3<3<3<3

The redhead's is actually a fake mohawk and goatee that are attached to his glasses.

The crucial colon
Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen
G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra

….and yet I still manage to misspell Aquemini. Fuck.

I'll beat The National's drum again on this one.

I omitted some words there. Fuck all of you.

It's good to know they're there, OTP, for the day we encounter an enemy whose only weakness happens to be a good ramming with a pair of spiked shoulder pads. That day is surely coming.

Maybe it's because
he never had to sit at a fucking desk for 8 hours a day.

How do you feel when Catholics get cancer, Dukakis?

Sorry Jorge, but only a Crunchwrap Supreme can invoke such profound depth of emotion.

Your wife calls me Ishmael, bitch.

If those 2 acronyms fuck one another and reproduce, the child will be retarded. It's like cousins fucking one another with too many similar chromosomes.

Dear AV Club
I heard Kenny Fucking Powers will be back on the air Sept. 26. So you might want to get O'Neal on that shit.