Do that thing that sounded like velvet pancakes.

Danny Duberstein is good at two things: and that's math, and fuckin'.

I'd say that at the very least, this interview and Danny Trejo are in the running for best of 2010. And I'd say that this wins. And I'd say that if another interview tops this one, it'll be a helluva year for interviews at the AV Club.

He looks like Guy Fieri's retarded brother.

It stings when I pee. Better go see the icthyologist.

I think HBO's worth it, but I'm 1 of 7 people who still watch boxing regularly.

They can make it 90 minutes if Kirk Lazarus is involved! Just don't expect him to go full retard.

Just because all the shitty bands that copy OTP suck doesn't mean that OTP suck.

Wait until you're tired of waiting for Netflix and just go buy the whole goddamn series on iTunes or DVD.

If IPH lights that kitten on fire, I will defenestrate this Girl Scout.

I have way too many bullshit plans this weekend and am in deep envy of Fritzy-poo for having time for a nice long run, and also of those playing RDR. Looks like I'll be getting stupid drunk on Sunday night when all my bullshit's finally over with.

Internet porn is for jerking off. Titties on HBO are for something nice to look at while enjoying a Scotch. I fully embrace both.

I've seen every episode C.C. and I think you're spot on. Now, I am dealing with the problem of having invested so much time into it that I realize it is sucking pretty hard these days, but I still watch every week. At least there's the occasional titty.

I like all those same things, more than I like Apatow movies, but I still find most of what he's done to be enjoyable. I never saw Year One, so I can't comment on that.

I don't think they're assuming you're "on the left" Bitch Hunter. I think they're assuming, political leanings aside, that you're smart enough to realize that Rush Limbaugh is complete shit.

Less actual titties. More moobs.

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I want to see a 2-hour Astronaut Jones feature.

Serious question here — not being a dick. I find Apatow movies pretty goddamn funny and enjoyable, though I agree that they are all cut from the same cloth. But I'm curious. What's a movie that you'd consider to be pretty goddamn funny and enjoyable, Mr. Grayson?

Doucheback.