Samuel L. Jackson as Mr. Miyagi: JACK ON JACK OFF MOTHA FUCKA!

Tyler Perry Presents: Desdemona: Based on the Novel The Tragedy of Othello, The Moor of Venice by Sapphire

And the Texas abortion bill will probably pass as soon as Gov. Perry calls another special session and the one-party system of government we've adopted here in this fine state has the opportunity to operate without interference from the "unruly mob" of reasonable, educated Texans who don't want our congress to…

I'm at table 32.  Where the fuck are my cheese fries?

I'm going to write an avant-garde piece where all the pics in the storyboard are The Far Side cartoons.

Tell Manuel I said "hola"

Yes.  It's a Mitch Hedberg joke, as far as I'm concerned, and fuck Todd for saying otherwise.

In that photo, he looks like he's having some trouble with hemorrhoids.

Notorious B.I.G.G.Y

Probably descended from all the Germans that moved to Argentina after WWII.

That may be the WASP-iest Jesus I've ever seen.

And he did gaze upon the meek miniseries, and proclaimed, "Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeiiiiiiit."

Yes, I agree with this.  The third one was SO shitty that it retroactively made the second one a shittier movie than it actually was.

Barb Wire, yo.

Moore like Kristen Balls!  Right Bros?

See you guys in about 2 hours.

"I also enjoy the opening to Pee Wee's Big Adventure because it features breakfast foods."

@avclub-22eda830d1051274a2581d6466c06e6c:disqus True, but the steampunk-looking operating room was a little over the top, not to mention very distracting.

That didn't bother me so much as Jimmy's mom's vaginal reconstructive surgery.

Back up in your ass with da resurrection