And Mike Myers.

Reading it now.  I Read SAINTS AND SINNERS before GOING CLEAR.  All really damn good. 

Yes.  It's really worthy of a book.  And it's a good read. 

The first rule of Girl Fight Club is you don't talk about how fat your friend is, at least not to her face.

Saw it coming, but still moderately enjoyed the book.  My wife fucking loved it.  Also, I didn't get laid nearly as often as I did while my wife was reading 50 Shades of Gray.

…and that was the last time we let Lars von Trier guest-direct Barney and Friends.

How's the Sea Org treatin' ya, @avclub-0d4efaa2c9d1041eb9b8b5319eec8531:disqus ?  I heard Wednesday was porridge day!!!  And Thursday you get to go outside!!!

And fuckin' Obama.

Also yes.

No doubt La Vey was a total hack religious leader* (is he still alive?)

Seriously, no Krieger? That is, like, babytown frolics.

Employee of the Month with everyone's favorite comedian Dane Cook.

Iowa Quarters.  Commemorative Iowa Quarters.  She has 160 of them in her collection.

Cool Story Bro:

Kenny Powers, it's time to quick tricklin' balls and start sucking your dream's dick.

Kenny Powers, it's time to quick tricklin' balls and start sucking your dream's dick.

Nutlesses with Cutlasses (eunuch pirate sword fighting!) YARRRR

Nutlesses with Cutlasses (eunuch pirate sword fighting!) YARRRR

I hope the "Of course….but mayyyyyybeee" jokes make the cut.

I hope the "Of course….but mayyyyyybeee" jokes make the cut.