I now demand pearberries exist.

Come on now. It's got the colours, the cross, the tights, and the boots.

Yes, basically the movie credited Americans with everything. Even things that happened before they joined the war. Then, at the end, in the teeny tiniest of type, they acknowledged that maybe one or two other countries helped out, I guess.

Eh, it's no U-571.

Well that actually sounds pretty swell? Two assholes inextricably linked, rather than your asshole ex taking a good band with him.

That too. It would be a disaster for farming. They should tune into Wartime Farm.

From those pictures, her dress looks totally out of place. Like, terrible fabric and colours for working the field.

That picture looks like a cover to a board game from the 80s.

Solution: Lee/Ali slashfiction.

Everybody knows, that's where everybody goes.

They fight crime!

I thought CJ had some bots himself? So dumb. 

Ugh I hate the whole "I've wanted X since I was 4 years old." No, you didn't. You wanted to be a princess or an astronaut or a unicorn or any fucking random number of things. Your mom had Julia Child on and you watched it once and then decided you wanted to be an egg beater when you grew up. Or maybe a fireman.

@avclub-3a964157d2661371723992a5bbe09992:disqus What’s a mob to a king?

UGH. I work at a non-profit, and every now and then we get approached by a celebrity (or celebrityish) who wants to help or promote the cause but it's like… actually no, would you mind not promoting us? Or mentioning us? Or having us appear in connection with your name or stupid face ever?

No Church In The Wild > orange lamborghinis.

I'm not enjoying it as much as Sherlock, but I think it's decent enough to get into. If you don't like the first 2-3 episodes, I'd say it's probably not for you. For me, I'm enjoying JLM's performance and I like the relationship building between Sherlock and Watson and also Sherlock and secondary characters (Gregson,…

[S]ecrecy and hypocrisy are the handmaidens of corruption.

Now that's just an opening for some good slash fiction or a doujinshi.

That'd be a pretty niche-y porn.