God love her.

Despite Craig having been Bond for however long now, I still think of Brosnan as the new Bond. My first cinema Bond was Octopussy. Roger fuckin' Moore - he saved the world dressed as a clown.

Review? Fine. Spelling of the word 'prophecy'? Not so much. Come on, this is easy sub-edit stuff. What's happening to the AV Club if you can't get this shit right? Lazy, lazy, lazy.

Why should they talk about either of those great movies when they could be talking about Basic Instinct 2?

I just like the idea that there's an "after Civil Rights". Like it was a phase you went through. And by you I mean AMERICA.

What? No mention of his across from Len Cariou in the original mounting of Sweeney Todd? the AvClub hates musical theatre. Bitches.

I have never been more disturbed.

And IMDB. Surely IMDB. They fuckin love it over there.

That is the single most depressing thing I ever read.

My oh my
Headline could have read: WILL SMITH TO FUCK ASIMOV'S CORPSE … AGAIN!

O'Kneeeeeeeeeeeeeel! What will I read over Christmas? What will I read over Christmas?
Happy holidays, commentkinder!

This is…
…my first serious contender for album of the year. Simply beautiful.

"She's really funny."
"She'd have to be."

Writ Large. Already done. I cracked a beer, laid some serious banter on the guy who runs security on the estate, and considered watching some sports on the telly. Then unfortunately an improbably hot lady called on me, and now she seems to expect me to solve some sort of mystery.

How many…
…movies has this Perry chap actually made? Jesus, it seems like there was an AvClub review for one not a few weeks ago. Is this some kind of assembly line for borderline unwatchable melodrama with no fucking 'off' switch.

I am a fan of the idea that Martin tours to get away from his immutably insipid bride, but that does not detract from Martin's own unstoppable cuntishness.

Where…
…is Coldplay's own Chris Martin, the other 50% of the most fucking insufferable couple on the surface of the globe?

I remember the first movie in the franchise actually being a fresh if not entirely watertight concept directed with enough zip to stop the water from falling out of the bucket by the end of 90 mins. Also it had Tony Todd.

Way to douche out on the spoiler chum. And also, Betty makes it through to the end of Hulk, no?

The Village
Zach, you should see if AvClub will spring for a plane ticket that'l get you as far as Portmeirion, the actual Welsh village where exteriors for The Prisoner was filmed. It's weird and wonderful, packed with bizarre stucco, strange perspectives and odd latinate collonades. It's a blast, and even now, you…