Didn't Todd on Bojack Horseman already write a Mass Effect musical?

This from the guy who puts his modifiers after the noun? Twelve lines of beautiful description, interrupted by one single inversion that immediately makes me feel as though I'm diagramming sentences in Middle School?

Ah, The Simpsons. It's like Sesame Street, with dildo gags.

Hello! Welcome to the AV Club comments section. I take it you're new around these parts.

Hello! Welcome to the AV Club comments section. I take it you're new around these parts.

Based on this map, my progeny were all Baratheons.

Based on this map, my progeny were all Baratheons.

I don't know about y'all, but for the sake of any impressionable male children out there … if it has a pointy end, consult your doctor.

I don't know about y'all, but for the sake of any impressionable male children out there … if it has a pointy end, consult your doctor.

It's like Gandhi said: A hand for a hand makes the whole world unable to masturbate.

It's like Gandhi said: A hand for a hand makes the whole world unable to masturbate.

Now officially waiting for someone to paste audio clips of IronE dialogue over Laurie in the phone conversation. It's great, because they're really short.

Now officially waiting for someone to paste audio clips of IronE dialogue over Laurie in the phone conversation. It's great, because they're really short.

I'll bite.

I'll bite.

@avclub-c90d24f7f3c3bf0291a60677aab4c3c6:disqus : you are talking to someone who drove 10 hours-round-trip on the opening Saturday of the Georgia Aquarium to wait in line for three hours, to see a significant portion of Atlanta underwater, in part because of that episode.

@avclub-c90d24f7f3c3bf0291a60677aab4c3c6:disqus : you are talking to someone who drove 10 hours-round-trip on the opening Saturday of the Georgia Aquarium to wait in line for three hours, to see a significant portion of Atlanta underwater, in part because of that episode.

My thoughts on the matter were quite serious and not meant as gay-bashing, I assure you. The problem is that even if they have that particular motivation, they still have this writing staff.

My thoughts on the matter were quite serious and not meant as gay-bashing, I assure you. The problem is that even if they have that particular motivation, they still have this writing staff.

It turns out there isn't a zombie apocalypse, but there is a conspiracy of llamas, and they have developed a working phone technology.