Read "The Road" before you see the upcoming film
That is, if you're into the books thing. And you don't mind that there's no pictures.

(Ten minutes later, shaking fist at moon)

(Five Minutes Later, nervously looking around empty room)

(15 Minutes Later)

Now try for sex in a church
It's very naughty.

Why, just fifty years ago, they thought a failure like yours was caused by demonic possession or witchcraft. But nowadays we know that you are suffering from an imbalance of bodily humors, perhaps caused by a toad or a small dwarf living in your stomach.

Steve Martin has always been and will always be the fucking man
I miscounted the men Liz! I miscounted the men!

In an interstellar burst I am back to save the universe
Picard is better than Kirk

Phil Silvers vs. Charlotte Rae

Oh God, that roast was funny. Few people could have gotten away with that besides him.

The worst job in America this year is "Crack Whore".
The second worst job? "Assistant Crack Whore".

What Johnny D said

You are the Monkees of this thread

+5 Internets for the Spengler line

My favorite part of Manhunter is the fail that goes unacknowledged until the third act.

If I may touch upon a few things: Planes Trains and Automobiles, The Jerk, All of Me, Dirty Rotten Scoundrels, Bowfinger, LA Story PLUS his huge catalog of fucking greatness over the years on SNL PLUS his writing and his autobiography

@isis: Keeping with the science fiction theme, I wished you a star wars death instead of the typical canceraids fire.

BOSKA!

The Road was an amazing, heavy book that consumed me to the last page and lingered in my brain for days afterwards.

I like my baby medium well
When does The Road come out?