What you say is correct

He'll get there
Maybe someday Mr. Brand will be successful enough to warrant a Comedy Central Roast, like the popular American comedian Larry the Cable Guy.

Listen folks, it's been a long week and we've all had to put up with the "Cable Guy" Roast ad for some time now, but can't we all just get along?

May General Sherman march up your arse.

How fast are we going, dad?

Worst movie-going experiences was last week.

Put a lot of thought into this firstie attempt, did you?

(In the voice from "Fitter, Happier")

I hate how right you guys are. Their post-millenium stuff does not have the beauty of "Joshua" or the balls of "Achtung".

@Shredder:

Fuck Yeah
This show is way too good to be on network TV

Like, whatever, man

Can somebody help me out here?
I'm ignorant in regards to the Twitter. Is it just a simplified Facebook where you can constantly upgrade your status? What is the point? Yay or nay?

My resume is on the backside…
…and you'll notice in these headshots that the bike lock looks great around my neck

Were you breathless when you hit "Post"? Was your heart racing as you waited for it to clear? How many times did you refresh the page? When you saw you got the firstie did you pump your fist and mutter "…fuck, yes!"?

Everybody has different tastes, blah blah blah I get that. Music is a matter of opinion I get that too. For every band or movie or book or show I love there is a chunk of the population who will point and laugh and call it shit. Such is the way of the world I get that.

Fail fail baby

David Bowie and Queen
I am finally able to hear "Under Pressure" and enjoy it without thinking of this hack.

…sigh

You will not be shown mercy for demeaning yourself. Now, please die in…