Its what keeps the majority of our citizens from going on murder sprees and our government from hate bombing Canada.

"But he wears a blue shirt in odd numbered episodes and a yellow shit in even numbered ones, with a green shirt every 7th episode.  Now that will be all messed up.  Thanks a lot Boston Bomber!"

Nah, Biden's too busy waxing the Trans Am and pounding back a brewski to comment here.

I like to imagine that he spends his time off hate-fucking the entire American Southwest.

First Rule of AV Club:  Don't talk about AV Club
Second Rule of AV Club:  Nothing will ever be better than Community and Dawes

How could you misspell the name of India's answer to Brian Denehey?

As long as he can continue sticking it to your mother, I don't think he cares what you call him.

Is he funny or something?

A.A. Dowd:  "I've made a huge mistake."

AA Dowd 2: A Tale of Two Kitties

Mr. Dowd, here is your complimentary Dawes album.  Welcome to AV Club.

Its spanish for "a whale's vagina."

@avclub-e5b4fef159d90a480b1961cef89a17b7:disqus Are you saying that Jr, is a hobbit?  Because that…actually makes a surprising amount of sense.  Hmmm.

*picks up Al's nipple, wears it as a neckless*

And they have constantly fought against ursine equality.

And Walt Jr. continues to evade suspicion.

Horatio Sans as Walter

The ghost of Al Capone?

The blue men are ruining this country, what with their lack of vocal communication and drumming on PVC pipes!

Does Blue Jamie dream of Electric Sheep?