The war's over Mr. Adao.  The paparazzo lost.

Because he has two consecutive "A"s in his stage name?

Robots in disguise?

I say we never bring this up again.

If its anything like how he plays fiddle, then Jeff is going to show him the true meaning of pain.

We'll have to wait and see if Marah Eakin gets a blue streak in her hair.

Yes, but maybe if the networks keep taking risks like this, they will eventually pay off (he says, completely aware that he is living in a fantasy world and TV will continue to screw him and the shows he likes)

Quality fucking show.

Fuck you guys.  I thought Garden State was pretty alright.

He's the hero we deserve, but not the one we need right now because its spring and he's more of a winter hat.  But we'll need him again in October.

Yow presents Yow on Yow's "Tonight You Look Like a Spider," featuring Yow.

The Simpsons episode where Homer tries to quit anger?

I was ordained by the internet, so I think I can come over and preform an exorcism.

Bravo, good sir.  Bravo.

And you know there's going to be one guy there who keeps yelling "FREE BIRD" every 6 minutes.

Muwahaha!  Muwahaha!  MUWAHAHA!!!

It's just "The Doctor"

Someone just has to down a bottle of Jack and throw up on a piece of poster board.  I'll take this one for the team.

But…it promises to rock me.  It wouldn't lie to me, would it?

"Hadouken!" -Johnny Cage