He's on the side of the road with a sign reading "Will laugh at terrible jokes for food."

Its been a rough week or so.

Can't it be both?

She died on the way back to her home planet.

Saying "manchild" is a bit redundant, isn't it?

I think I speak for everyone here when I demand an update on this date tomorrow morning.

I would like to subscribe to your newsletter.

The words "comedy," "specials," and "network" should all be in gigantic quotation marks.

What's below Bravo?  Telemundo?

Your second mistake is assuming Kathy Griffin is as relevant as Ellen Degeneres.

Is she funny or something?

Because we've all been trying to forget

I can't believe that there are actually 500,000 people who would watch this show.

That's a woman?!?

Maybe you're him and you're just trying to put us off the scent.  J'accuse!

Its called a dutch rudder

@avclub-87caf7c42aedbada42572e2374eed08d:disqus Only if you pretend to text while sitting alone.

Man, today sucks.

They took our jerbs!

I too am a member of this club.