Why is the cousin in this cast picture?  Hasn't he been in, like, 3 episodes?

What the flock are you guys talking about?

I guess the prosecution's case just took…

I did not know those existed.  Now I'm depressed.

But at night he dances at a trashy bar.

And fucking God-damned "Disturbia"

No, its French for "vaginal flaps."

Alec Baldwin was in Beetlejuice and Glengarry Glen Ross.  LaBeouf was in Transformers 1-3.  Is this even a question?

Great men also cry.  Great men also cry.

Long ago I learned that the answer to "what is war good for" is "absolutely nothing."

I sense in this the beginning of a comentariet uprising.

Oh my God!  Where did you get that brownie?

Winter for Arnett and Garcia

And I just saw that @avclub-d69768b3da745b77e82cdbddcc8bac98:disqus made a similar joke above, but funnier.  Fuck you wo.

You might think this is some sort of trick on the part of NBC, but its really is just an ILLUSION 
*puff of smoke*

Up All Night is linked to the life-force of the president of NBC.  If the show gets cancelled, he dies.

There's always CMT

Maybe he could shoot lighter fluid out of his sleeve?

I see his child as being more in the Eddie Munster mold.

Amy Poehler as Tiny Fey?