"You drove here in a Hyndai.  I drove here in a whimsical vintage '60s VW Beetle."

Shelley!  How could you break into the office?  I'm going to give you such a spanking!

*shudders*

Its actually rather disturbing to look at.

Chickenfaggots?

To be fair, "Mitt" would probably be a better rap name than "Tim Dog."

By the Rule of Three we should get another before the day is done.  Let's just pray no harm comes to the Taco Bell chihuahua.

Whitey Paleington III

I don't care.

Thank you.

If he were to replace Tom Cruise in Eyes Wide Shut, he would probably have a LOT more fun at the orgy.

And yet, for some reason you keep moving further away from it.

Wait, that's a photoshop?!

Where are you getting your info, my good man?

KHHHHHAAAAAANNNNNN!

Well, its not like any of the fans have anything to do on Friday nights.

If we keep telling ourselves that, maybe it will come true.

A Van Damme shame?

So its my lack of Grammy that has resulted in my lack of street cred?  Hopefully my new polka album will change all that.

She was pretty great on the one episode of Louie.