I would like a copy of your album.  To whom should I send the check?

Chip-chip cherrio, motherfucker.

I'm sorry.  I just wanted some more.

Selfish bitch.

In related news, fuck the University of Michigan.  Go Sparty.

So this is a twist on the classic tale?

But will it play in Peoria?

Great Lactations.

I don't know. I think I would pay to see Nic Cage search for, find, and read a comic book.

But the question remains:  will he flex and say "Welcome to the Gun Show"?

Nerf guns?  Shot guns that shoot shots of tequila?

You're an asshole.

Sitcom starring Badger and Skinny Pete, featuring the ghost of Combo.

I most assuredly do NOT want it that way.

@JudgeReinhold:disqus I always get bored and stop reading around the Battle of Little Big Horn.  I assume that the Native Americans ride that wave of success and send all of the pale-faces back from whence they came.

Fun Fact: My freshman year in college, I knew a girl who hooked up with Paulie Shore and, for some reason, was proud of her accomplishment.  Needless to say, we didn't get along.

Is the answer "the blood of slain white men"?

Cars 2 was about Larry the Cable Guy trying to be a spy.  If that isn't the worst thing you've ever heard than I don't know what else to say to you.

So Jesus works for Sony?

She's cute to the point where I'm not even sure I'm attracted to her anymore.  It's weird.  I'm very confused.