I've always said that Godzilla movies could use more monster-on-monster, rubber suit boning.

Dawes works in mysterious way.  QUESTION THEM NOT, YE MORTALS!!!

Rock it to me?

And now, the acclaimed cellist, Yoda Ma.

I think he was referring to all makers of dairy products.

I opened a Tom's Cabin.  Michael Richards won't leave here either.

In related news, I'll be opening my mobile meth lab that is an exact duplicate of the RV from Breaking Bad.  Tell your friends…unless they're cops.

There was that time Ross was married to the British chick.  That's…something?  British is a race, right?

You are history's greatest monster.

I will not be satisfied until AHS address "Sleepaway Camp"

Oh No!  The ghosts are chasing us and the only way to escape is by jumping over these 20 cars.  Yee ha motherfuckers!

Holy Crap.  That is surprisingly listenable.

It would also be nice if she were to take a shower.

Oh no.  She's defiantly "special."

The fuck did I just read?

I think a flamethrower would be a rather elegant solution to the Christ Brown problem.

You are history's greatest monster.

#winning

@avclub-f89827bb9d3e10d3c0abbe32af4af1f2:disqus Are you serious?!  That makes everything make so much more sense now.