I thought Carrano was terrible.  A cardboard cutout would have had more emotion.

Am I the only one who thought Haywire was crap?

I heard he actually appeared in Terminator 3.

No, no keep talking dirty.  I want to hear more about your literation and your mother's tongue.

Guillermo!  Guillermo!  Guillermo let me go!

This sounds like the same description as for Hebrew Hammer 2.  I smell a crossover!!!

Glenn Beck saw this coming.  Why didn't we listen?  WHY?!?!

My barbershop quartet and I eagerly await our invitation.

"monitoring study hall."  Haha.  You think I have a real job.

How did I not know about this?  Man, fuck my life.

Don't hate me for my pimpin' ways.

Unfortunately, Ugg boots never went out of style, judging by the three girls sitting near me who are wearing them.

A duet with Jay-Z and Beyonce?  If there's three people doesn't it cease to be a duet?

Without my killbot, how will I compensate for my cripplingly small penis?

I would like to introduce to this video series I found.  It's called "Caged Wisdom."  It really helped me through some hard times.

The Gentleman's F strikes again!

The Gentleman's F strikes again!

A-doodle-doodle-do

A-doodle-doodle-do

God, I want to sick my comma between some sexy clauses.