Jim Henson once took 13 items in the 12 items or less lane.

Also Mimes.  Shifty little bastards.

Also Mimes.  Shifty little bastards.

I need something to tide me over before my second beer.

I need something to tide me over before my second beer.

Hehe. "huge" roster.  It's funny 'cause Barr, Oswalt and Wendt are rather large.

Hehe. "huge" roster.  It's funny 'cause Barr, Oswalt and Wendt are rather large.

I agree with you Greg.  I in no way absolve Clash of guilt, I'm just saying that this story isn't quite as bad as it seems.

I agree with you Greg.  I in no way absolve Clash of guilt, I'm just saying that this story isn't quite as bad as it seems.

eh, that one was kind of fun.

eh, that one was kind of fun.

They need to start saving all these articles up, bring back Friday Buzzkill, and then unleash it on us then.

They need to start saving all these articles up, bring back Friday Buzzkill, and then unleash it on us then.

Yeah.  Not to sound like I'm defending Clash, but something should be said about these kids actively looking for sex in one of the seediest locals possible.  He is still a disgusting dude, but at least he wasn't grabbing these kids off the street or anything like that.

Yeah.  Not to sound like I'm defending Clash, but something should be said about these kids actively looking for sex in one of the seediest locals possible.  He is still a disgusting dude, but at least he wasn't grabbing these kids off the street or anything like that.

yeah, needle.  Right…

yeah, needle.  Right…

1!  2!  3!  3 counts of sexual assault.  Ah ah ah!

1!  2!  3!  3 counts of sexual assault.  Ah ah ah!

That is one long winded dude.