That is one long winded dude.

Enough beer and I FEEL like I can take over the world.

Enough beer and I FEEL like I can take over the world.

THE NIGHT WAS HUMID!!!

THE NIGHT WAS HUMID!!!

I put my faith in spell check and it failed me.  I will never trust again.

I put my faith in spell check and it failed me.  I will never trust again.

The only problem with that is that its such a staple of this type of movie now-a-days that its hard to hate on it.  Yeah, its over the top and not even remotely close to how computers work, but it looks cool and there's probably no way to make actual hacking look cinematic. (I say this never having seen Swordfish.…

The only problem with that is that its such a staple of this type of movie now-a-days that its hard to hate on it.  Yeah, its over the top and not even remotely close to how computers work, but it looks cool and there's probably no way to make actual hacking look cinematic. (I say this never having seen Swordfish.…

You nailed it.

You nailed it.

Alison Brie as Mary Jane and Gillian Jacobs as Gwen Stacey

Alison Brie as Mary Jane and Gillian Jacobs as Gwen Stacey

He should do it as Nic Cage doing Big Daddy doing Adam West doing Batman.

He should do it as Nic Cage doing Big Daddy doing Adam West doing Batman.

The CGI kimono dragons were by far the worst part of that movie.

The CGI kimono dragons were by far the worst part of that movie.

As a heterosexual man, I would defiantly tap dat.

As a heterosexual man, I would defiantly tap dat.

I don't know, but I fear for all of creation if that were to happen.