I don't know, but I fear for all of creation if that were to happen.

And we have the early frontrunner for "Pun of the Day."

And we have the early frontrunner for "Pun of the Day."

What Wu talkin' about?

What Wu talkin' about?

First O'Neal will take drive time radio, then he will dominate late night basic cable, then the weekly newspapers, then THE WORLD!!!

First O'Neal will take drive time radio, then he will dominate late night basic cable, then the weekly newspapers, then THE WORLD!!!

And The Lord said "Let there be Human Beings."  And it was good.

And The Lord said "Let there be Human Beings."  And it was good.

I'm not sure, but my web cam show goes live at 7:30

I'm not sure, but my web cam show goes live at 7:30

It's a soap with British accents, so instead of seeing the soap, we (read: Americans) see it as the highest of high drama.

It's a soap with British accents, so instead of seeing the soap, we (read: Americans) see it as the highest of high drama.

Its "Dame."  Not "Damn."

Its "Dame."  Not "Damn."

It's rare when you read a phrase that has probably never before been uttered in the history of the world.  Well done @avclub-0cafbddc62029be17d4e8f83995be5f7:disqus .

It's rare when you read a phrase that has probably never before been uttered in the history of the world.  Well done @avclub-0cafbddc62029be17d4e8f83995be5f7:disqus .

They're forcing him to be formal, so it will be a grimy tuxedo t-shirt.

They're forcing him to be formal, so it will be a grimy tuxedo t-shirt.

I was blissfully unaware of this.  I can't decide whether to say "Thank you" or "Fuck you."