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The Dude Abides
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Luke tries to erase the memory of having kissed Leia, but then realizes his mistake and tries to hide the incest deep in his subconscious.

Señor Spielbergo?

Señor Spielbergo?

Michael Bay would have fit THREE TIMES as many 'splosions into The Avengers!  It should have been given to him.

Michael Bay would have fit THREE TIMES as many 'splosions into The Avengers!  It should have been given to him.

Yeah, you ruined all our fun, asshole.

Yeah, you ruined all our fun, asshole.

You, sir, are a mouthful.

You, sir, are a mouthful.

I can't get over how much she looks like Rashida Jones

I can't get over how much she looks like Rashida Jones

Do you think R. Kelly refers to his penis as his Baretta?

Do you think R. Kelly refers to his penis as his Baretta?

If Elmo had actually done it, then it would be ok.

If Elmo had actually done it, then it would be ok.

Don't tell me you don't want any of that hot, hot Danson ass.

Don't tell me you don't want any of that hot, hot Danson ass.

Get around the copyright laws by replacing Gollum with "Mullog" and the Precious with "the Sweetness" (which is a Walter Payton trading card).

Get around the copyright laws by replacing Gollum with "Mullog" and the Precious with "the Sweetness" (which is a Walter Payton trading card).

*Laughs, then cries, then drinks bleach*