*Laughs, then cries, then drinks bleach*

I have a feeling that this will cause gay phone chat lines to be seen in a bad light.

I have a feeling that this will cause gay phone chat lines to be seen in a bad light.

I'm getting off just reading that.

I'm getting off just reading that.

I really hope this doesn't get flagged, because I mean it in the best possible way.

I really hope this doesn't get flagged, because I mean it in the best possible way.

>Teabag

>Teabag

Well that is where you and I differ, my friend.

Well that is where you and I differ, my friend.

Mutated turtles.  Everyone loves mutated turtles.

Mutated turtles.  Everyone loves mutated turtles.

There was vomiting?!?!

There was vomiting?!?!

I would subscribe to that.  Please take all of my money.

I would subscribe to that.  Please take all of my money.

Pogs?

Pogs?

After 20 years they turn to liquor.