After 20 years they turn to liquor.

I have never been more grateful to be an American.

I have never been more grateful to be an American.

I would prefer to see a video game based on the movie "Super Mario Bros."

I would prefer to see a video game based on the movie "Super Mario Bros."

Will this include Lana Wachoski?

Will this include Lana Wachoski?

May D and Blade simultaneously strike you down.

May D and Blade simultaneously strike you down.

@avclub-9024f9f0a80d2d248c7c6efb2e715c37:disqus I grew up in Ohio.  We were just taught that both coasts were fraught win sin and ruled by the Devil.

@avclub-9024f9f0a80d2d248c7c6efb2e715c37:disqus I grew up in Ohio.  We were just taught that both coasts were fraught win sin and ruled by the Devil.

Angry Molesting Tree

Angry Molesting Tree

At least AHS has the Ryan Murphy pedigree.

At least AHS has the Ryan Murphy pedigree.

"And this year all of the Emmys go to…Jessica Lange!"

"And this year all of the Emmys go to…Jessica Lange!"

I'll be honest, I thought New Jersey was part of New England.

I'll be honest, I thought New Jersey was part of New England.

"Oh, a month away.  No, its cool, we can live without power, or water, and what not for another month while you people set this up.  Don't worry about it"