Ledger
Uh oh! Choosing Ledger's performance in 'Brokeback Mountain' over 'the Dark Knight'. There will be blood, indeed, as fanatical fanboys rip the AV Club to shreds. Prepare for the inevitable avalanche of hating.

Police Chief Wiggum
How about YOU be Carl Reiner, and I'll be Police Chief Wiggum? I hate Carl Reiner!

Thats the idea!

Oh yeah, Hmm? Well maybe I'll just make a year long project out of it, write it all down, including my myriad ruminations on Americana and modern life, turn it into a book with some kind of snazzy title, and then have it featured on NPR and the New York Times! That'll show ya!

"cuisine", my bad.

Kilroy was here

Since When Is Cactus An "Exotic Food"?
I eat nopales at least once a week. For any chef with the most rudimentary knowledge of Mexican cooking (which isnt exactly an esoteric cusine), cooking with cactus shouldnt be difficult at all.

"And you can call me Ray, and you can call me Jay" Man, that got old after 5 seconds!

Everyone across the globe should have some kind of ZMF-related-damage insurance policy.

Man, I would love to see a video of ZMF driving a tank and crushing cars put up on AV Club!

Oh yeah, and we did survive off of porn, too. If Netflix would have started carrying adult movies, we would have tanked a lot sooner.

Yeah, that brought a tear to my eye, remembering my days at a small, independent video store. We continued to carry vhs up till we closed down two years, and it was a treasure trove of American culturral history. My favorites were the many direct-to-video Cold War action movies, like the truly amazing "Bulletproof",…

Here come the fighting Dukakai!

Cant I just use the club to store my booze, and then go piss in the sand trap?

I have a feeling that I could cobble together the entire Penguine Library out of various used books for less than a hundred dollars.

LARRY THOMAS PHONE APPEARANCE!
Only 300 dollars to talk to the Soup Nazi! I'm sold!

Yeah, but his sons some kind of right-wing radio talk show host.

…but thats where we live, ina DAM! (canned laughter)

Oh, about 180 pounds.

Ahem
CHAOS REIGNS!