Marge: When are you going to give up this crazy sugar scheme?

Its fine if its not "clever"; so long as its what you enjoy.

Soundtracks Better Than The Movie
Hope that Tom Waits' soundtrack for 'One From the Heart' is on that list. Granted, its not a terrible movie and not nearly as bad as critics said when it was when first released, but Waits soundtrack is easily the best part of the whole movie.

Wussy Vampire Kids Want To Know
Is it better than Clamato Juice, and can I buy it at Hot Topic?

Sorry, Bart, but I already traded your soul in for some Alf pogs. Ya remember Alf? He's back! But in pog form.

@justcurious- Absolutely get to see naked Rogue; and numerous times, actually. Gambit must be jealous.

When did they get rid of the Los Angeles Decider? The other night I tried to find good article read awhile back about places to bar-crawl and was surprised to find that there was no more LA Decider. Its a bit of a bummer.

Theres a wasp crawling on your arm; what do you do?

New Investment Opportunity?
Damn! With a $7 mil return on a $11 grand investment, I wont be surprised if we see some kind of speculations boom in cheap, mockumentary-styled horror movies

Maybe better on Adult Swim?

@Test E. & Quirk- Boy, you guys really dont like the ENTIRE comments, huh? I clearly states that the talking bear and cheap cut-away-gags need to go, Test E. Did you guys fail to notice that? And that stupid opossum bit I would include in my list of MacFarlane-isque "humor" which would benefit the Cleveland Show to…

As someone who generally hates Family Guy, I find the Cleveland Show to be surprisingly endearing. As stated in a previous review, Cleveland was basically the only decent human being on Family Guy, which actually makes him far more interesting to me than the typical misanthropy which passes for comedy these days. I…

This May Be A Terrible Idea…
But what if Romero were to make a film which turned the focus primarily on the zombie's quest for existance? He has been steadily approaching a more humanized view of zombies since the beginning, especially in Day and Land, and maybe he may discover that the zombies still retain some sense…

I think the point was that no amount of rational planning can survive when people panic and lose their witts. Ben paniced, held himself up in the cellar even though he knew it was a bad idea when he was being more rational, and paid for ti in the end. The same can be said for Dawn of the Dead, especially when Roger…

What about Micky from Seinfeld?

Dont even speak such words, Proto Man. Good God I could just see Horatio Sanz right now! AAARRGHHH!!!!

@Cmndr_x- You mean "the Marmageddon", right?

"Half Of One Jack Black Personality"
…is already one half too many. Seriously, it seems like the only thought that went into this was that if a couple of chubby, immature, white frat boys can get hot actresses to hang around them in some stupid TV show, then maybe it will happen in real life next time they're hanging…

This is probably the most extreme case of a show or movie being over advertised on the website, and then getting a terrible review when it premiers. I'm still waiting for the return of BattleBots! Keep cranking them out, Comedy Central!

Its hard to believe that the National Lampoon was once a Harvard magazine! Now its all just cheap, direct-to-DVD soft-core.