Yeah, Amelie, how dare you step on the toes of the uber-hipster elite who pay your salary by laughing at the undeserving celebrities that they DONT like.

@Hipster Recycling- Agreed; Ted Leo is far superior to Muse in almost everyway.

Are they actual "music videos" which are winning awards, or just clips from "Road Rules/Real World" and "the Hills" which happen to feature some music in the background to all the skankin' and fightin'?

People Need To Relax
As far as I'm concerned, the fact that 'Sorority Row' wasnt in the top 3 is a small coup for humanity. C'mon everybody. Is it really so awful that a director who turns out maudlin, sentimental-if-not-a-little-exploitative family dramas is the surest bet in Hollywood? Perry may be unimaginative and…

Wigum- "Thats right! She has the 'munchies' for a Californian cheeseburger!"

Well, I have nothing against environmentalists necessarily, and am probably further to the Left of what most Americans consider 'liberal'. My issue with a wanker like No Impact Man and others of his ilk is that he's clearly a man of considerable means, who has decided he's going to seperate himself from the rest of us…

Stuff White People Like
Stupid, pointless, "lifestyle experiments" by over-privileged, middle-class, white liberals that will have no real bearing on society and dont actually produce anything, except for their own sense of self-satisfaction. (see also; Julie & Julia, Year of Living Biblically).

Sounds like a hero from the Beige Planet.

Annoying Adverts
"This Isnt Your Little Brothers Animation!"

That show would've been a lot better if Kurtwood Smith did more blow and shot more people. I'd buy that for a dollar!

I Get It!
I get jokes!

Where Are They Now?
Damn, am I late ot this! Well, if anyone bothers to read this, I'd have to say that I crack up everytime a comedy freeze-frames on each character at the very end of the movie/TV show to let you know what they've been up to for the last ten years. Of course, Animal House is the classic, but also…

They dont even smoke!

On Tour This Summer!
Juliet Lewis, Thirty Seconds To Mars, The Bacon Brothers, The Lt. Dan Band, Dog Star, Scarlett Johansson, Andy Dick and the Bitches of the Century and Bruce Willis on harmonica are going to Mediocre Your World!

Lets "rastafy" him by, about, 10%.

If its got a naked Rogue, I'll be there!

They do not serve Clamato in Forks.

Dude!
Jim Carrey held down his daughter and tattooed 23 on her? Thats sick!

We Had To Get Something Cheaper
Malaise Forever!

If Michael Myers Shits In The Woods…
does it leave a smell?