But it wouldnt it be better if they actually released these movies, oh I dont know, ON HALLOWEEN!

No one watches the VMAs anymore, because there are no more VMs to A.

It opened up my eyes
I saw the sun!

The Always Non-Lethal Shoulder Gun Shot
This is maybe one of the biggest action movie cliches. Whenever a the main protagonist wh needs to survive the entire movie gets shot, its always in that supposedly totaly-survivable and not-at-all-debilitatng area of the shoulder joint. That, or somewhere in the thigh.

The Hand-Drawn Movie Advertisement
This isnt really a plot devise or character trope in any way, but whenever I see a movie poster or DVD cover which features all or most of its image as some kind of rough, ink-and-paper hand drawing of the characters, I now that its going to be an insufferable, twee, indie rom-com…

Dude, its usually Oral that precedes Orgasm. Where've you been?

f. for not get it all over my hair.

Well, it at least gives a female character something to do other than just being an appendage of her husband.

its like, your just floating by life, man!

It is especially hilariouswhen the movie fails to spawn any sequals; ala the American Godzilla would-be franchise.

Nathan Lang, he was also at Stonewall.

Yeah, ever hear of the fucking Knocksville World's Fair, and its glorious Wigs Sphere? In all seriousness, the various Worlds Fairs were quite significant in American cultural history.

Man, we got so wraped up in making money, we forgot it was really all about the rape (tokes).

Michael Richards could help out!

Rev. Lovejoy- Ned, have you ever considered any of the other major religions? They're pretty much all the same thing.

Rev. Lovejoy- Ned, have you ever considered any of the other major religions? They're all pretty much the same thing?

Damn you double post! I guess Im hapless now, too.

Finally!
I religion more degrading to women than Islam! Awe snap!

Hapless is truely hapless.

Hapless is truely hapless.