That's a goddamned mandolin!

If you imprison more criminals, of course the crime rate will drop.

You've cracked the secret of Hollywood.

Tell me about it.

Sin City 2: Back in the Habit (of Sinning)

Okay, we agree.  People are awful.

That was me.  I'm so very sorry.

That was Haiti!

Six episodes of yelling at each other, followed by 5 minutes of fighting.

That's why the economy is still in the crapper.

We know where the Taco Bell dog went.

I've always said that.

Fortunately most of the children of Smallville were safe since they were smoking behind the dumpsters at Smallville High.

Too bad we pissed off our allies on Asgard.

I remember a lot less punching in the Bible, although Jesus does kick some serious moneylender ass.

Can't make an omelet without breaking a few eggs.

It was rainin' the day my Mom got out of prison…

Richard Pryor's joke about going to Africa to find his roots was that he was talking to the locals and asked them what tribe he looked like he might be from.  Their response:  "Italian."

He said ironically.

And yet…