Nobody pays attention to what the robot man is doing.

I just don't have the time.

She's underage and naked in Walkabout.
You're welcome.

And stop answering "thank you" with "no problem."  The correct response is, "shoe turds."

Why do you have to pay to see naked women on TV, but you get all the violence you want for free?

Certainly not his ridiculous overacting and accents.

You have cracked the code of Hollywood.

Nancy Alien.

The ol' suck filter.

Internal logic.  They don't turn into bunny rabbits, either, but why not?

Your mom.

They could have taken one or two quick shots to establish that running straight was pretty much their only option due to cracks or rocks or something.  Eh, who cares?

How dare they be superficial about his fluffy appearance plugging his latest project!

I'm glad I missed it entirely, and didn't watch the clip.

They used real 3-D holograms.  In a 2-D movie!

Emmy Award winning Kevin Clash.

Get out of the city!
Before I bomb it.

If you leave your cookies anywhere Cookie Monster might get to them, you must share some of the liability.

Obsessive compulsive disorder, or vampirism?

THERE IS NO SANG TYOO AIR EE!