NO INCEST

The more origin stories, the better.

That's too many.

If only he was more overtly Christian…

The biggest problem was that there was practically no swarming!

The biggest challenge for any superhero is finding appropriate footwear.

As is rock 'n roll radio.

Friends with Benefits

That was a brown recluse.
And I don't mean Wayne Brady.

Oh, I thought you wrote "bench-rape."  In that case, it's okay.

Yeah!

Like me!

Hey, man, most artists understand they're also running a business.

yeah where

He shits a lot of bismuth, I hear.
Which is curiously the name of a new character in the Anchorman sequel.
Shits Bismuth.

"Hi, I'm unable to come to the phone right now, so please leave a message… unless you're Bill Murray, and then FUCK YOU!" 
BEEP

"Bill?  Bill!  Listen, man, I got a helluva pitch for you.  Listen, listen.  FDR versus werewolf Joseph Stalin!  Huh?  Huh?  You got my number, babe.  Let's make this happen!"

Rape more than sand, I would guess, but who am I to judge?

It doesn't hurt to have a hit Superman movie in the theaters for a change, even if it doesn't satisfy everyone's demands.

I am big. It's the pictures that got small