Women put up with a lot in this society.  Men, too, I suppose.  Society sucks.

Some racist quote from a gerbil.

Hard to be a fucker.

Racism.

Set.

Old people are set in their ways and won't be persuaded by advertising to try new things or switch brands.  They still play Halo: Combat Evolved.

What is in Geritol?  Liver bile or something?

Comics in the newspapers are for people who aren't completely awake yet.

They love each other as part of a family, so they can face any wacky obstacles.

In my mind I see a thousand lawyers grinning and rubbing their hands together.

You're being mean.

I have all of Dee Rez's albums.

BBC America
We can imitate your rerun-infested American programming!

Jack 'O Lantern versus Fred Astaire is pretty fucking awesome.

Sisterhood of the Traveling Dodge.

Something also about breeding and organizing a family.

We're doing our part.

Call John Cusack and he will add another 45 minutes to it.

He's like an old German man.  He should always carry a stein of bier.

I already gave all my money to other people doing documentaries about dog poop, the invention of the spork, strippers with kids, Spike Jones, and a UFO meeting Jackie Gleason.  Now I can't pay my rent or buy food.