Everybody loved that show, and Kevin Bacon is America's Sweetheart.  So I don't know.

I know.  Everybody else did.

The more you zoom in, the higher the resolution gets.  That's physics.

Okay.  Now I like her.

Who's being a dick now?

Says you.

She banged a lot of people on that show.

Those people often die.

No future!

Penis.

Goody goody yum yum!

Illogical.

That Red Skelton is a hoot and a half!

Who killed who now?

He looks a little old and fat.

Sometimes retarded people breathe through their mouths because they have upper respiratory issues.

Hello big eye in the sky; please don't blink while I'm on!

Television made me what I am today.

He is fat!

It takes a while to figure out that in the long run, nobody cares.